“An Objectively Impartial Criticism of the Life of Man”

or

 

BEELZEBUB’S TALES TO HIS GRANDSON

 

The Cover

First Book

Preface: i, ii.

 

II: Introduction, Why Beelzebub Was in Solar System 51, 52, 53, 54, 55.

 

III: The Cause of the Delay in the Falling of the Ship Karnak  56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65.

 

IV: The Law of Falling 66, 67, 68, 69.

 

V: The System of Archangel Hariton  70, 71, 72.

 

VI: Perpetual Motion 73, 74, 75.

 

VII: Becoming Aware of Genuine Being-Duty 76, 77, 78.

 

VIII: The Impudent Brat Hassein, Beelzebub’s Grandson, Dares to Call Men “Slugs” 79, 80.

 

IX: The Cause of the Genesis of the Moon 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86.

 

X: Why “Men” Are Not Men 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93.

 

XI: A Piquant Trait of the Peculiar Psyche of Contemporary Man 94, 95, 96, 97.

 

XII: The First “Growl” 98, 99, 100, 101, 102.

 

XIII: Why in Man’s Reason Fantasy May Be Perceived as Reality 103, 104, 105.

 

XIV: The Beginnings of Perspectives Promising Nothing Very Cheerful 106, 107, 108.

 

XV: The First Descent of Beelzebub upon the Planet Earth  109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120.

 

XVI: The Relative Understanding of Time 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133.

 

XVII: The Arch-Absurd: According to the Assertion of Beelzebub, Our Sun Neither Lights nor Heats 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148.

 

XIX: Beelzebub’s Tales about His Second Descent on the Planet Earth 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206.

 

XX: The Third Flight of Beelzebub to the Planet Earth 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221, 222, 223, 224, 225, 226.

 

XXI: The First Visit of Beelzebub to India 227, 228, 229, 230, 231, 232, 233, 234, 235, 236, 237, 238, 239, 240, 241, 242, 243, 244, 245, 246, 247, 248, 249, 250, 251.

 

XXII: Beelzebub for the First Time in Tibet 252, 253, 254, 255, 256, 257, 258, 259, 260, 261, 262, 263, 264, 265, 266, 267.

 

XXIV: Beelzebub’s Flight to the Planet Earth for the Fifth Time 315, 316, 317, 318, 319, 320, 321, 322, 323, 324, 325, 326, 327, 328, 329, 330, 331, 332, 333, 334, 335, 336, 337, 338, 339, 340, 341, 342, 343, 344, 345, 346.

 

XXV: The Very Saintly Ashiata Shiemash, Sent from Above to the Earth 347, 348, 349, 350, 351, 352, 353.

 

XXVI: The Legominism Concerning the Deliberations of the Very Saintly Ashiata Shiemash under the Title of “The Terror-of-the- Situation.” 353, 354, 355, 356, 357, 357, 358, 359, 360, 361, 362, 363, 364, 365.

 

XXVII: The Organization for Man’s Existence Created by the Very Saintly Ashiata Shiemash 366, 367, 368, 369, 370, 371, 372, 373, 374, 375, 376, 377, 378, 378, 379, 380, 381, 382, 383, 384, 385, 386, 387, 388, 389.

 

XXVIII: The Chief Culprit in the Destruction of All the Very Saintly Labors of Ashiata Shiemash 390, 391, 392, 393, 394, 395, 396, 397, 398, 399, 400, 401, 402, 403, 404, 405, 406, 407, 408, 409, 410.